Thunder

This is our professional dog bathing setup. Notice the underpaid workers? The raised tub? The sad looking, wet dog?

Uh-oh, I think maybe one of the workers is getting smart with the photographer! It's a good thing the short person managed to maintain focus and hang onto the dog. Speaking of the dog, that's Thunder and look at his expression. I don't believe he enjoys his baths very much. I maintain, however, that they are better than fleas.

This could be an ad for dog shampoo, except for the look on Thunder's face. And the knee. I can see how the knee might be an issue in the ad campaign. But wait! You kneed this dog shampoo! Never mind, we'll keep the knee.

Thunder is going to spend his consumer dollars on dog biscuits. They make him smile.